URINE-VITED

jackie chan came to our school

i’m home alone right now and it’s 8pm

when i’m home alone, i’m not worried about burglars or anything

i’m more worried about ghosts and random mystery noises

guess who

my dad has friends over

time to hide in my room and never come out until they leave

POLY NORTH WAS SO FUN

poor archie

i’m going to make a cindy meme

hear that cindy

wait for it

me and rachel made a new friend at the convention center

he was really short

and always seemed to look down

then he told us it was because he was texting

dat asshole